Let's All Laugh at Humza Yousaf
Forget 'Clap for Carers', it's time to 'Titter at Tyrants'
Humza Yousaf is a tyrant. By definition.
Reasonable people know this. Scotland knows it. The vast majority of Britons know it. Perhaps, incredibly, the only person who does not, is Humza Yousaf, himself, and the SNP crime syndicate he is a part.
But facts matter.
Even more so in this forever-disastrous climate that has been allowed to fester in recent years in which one’s ‘feelings’ or personal ‘offence’ hijacks any western foundation stone of free speech, common sense and true sense of justice.
How ironic, then, that a man — provided I am still allowed to deem him such — who once held the position of Justice Secretary was able to manufacture and pass “one of the most pernicious and dangerous pieces of legislation ever produced by any government in modern times in any part of the United Kingdom”.
Not my words, but those uttered in the immediate aftermath of the now-enshrined Hate Crime and Public Order (Scotland) Bill by SNP stalwart, and former deputy leader, Jim Sillars, when parts of the bill passed in March last year, just days before Britain’s first national Covid ‘lockdown’.
First, for Scotland, at least, they took your speech, then they took your freedom.
What a striking coincidence of timing.
Sadly, for poor old Jim Sillars, however, it’s likely Humza Yousaf didn’t pay much mind to his criticism, for Jim, bless him, happened to be born “white”, and if previous form should tell us anything about Humza Yousaf, it’s that he doesn’t seem overly fond of the “whites” within his own indigenously white nation, or, indeed, his own parliament, as seen and heard from a June 2020 speech he made about “structural racism” a few weeks after the sickeningly-hyped death of well-known career-criminal, George Floyd.
Of course, once one begins to realise Mr. Yousaf’s pent up hatred for people that don’t look like him, perhaps his crusade to implement “Hate Crime” legislation onto the statute books begins to make a little more sense.
“When someone shows you who they are believe them the first time.” - Maya Angelou
Perhaps, even, this was merely a cry for help, not from a politician who wished to combat persecution and discrimination in the serious manner a man of his office, at the time, should strive, but from someone who was, in fact, wanting us — the people he seemingly hates most — to save him from hating us even more! To quote just a snippet of his full remarks, found here,
“I am angry that in 2020 we are still dealing with overt racism, subtle racism, institutional racism and structural racism. Whatever form it takes, it is still racism.”
and then later,
“Why are we so surprised when the most senior positions in Scotland are filled almost exclusively by people who are white? Take my portfolio, for example. The Lord President is white, the Lord Justice Clerk is white, every High Court judge is white, the Lord Advocate is white, the Solicitor General is white, the chief constable is white, every deputy chief constable is white, every assistant chief constable is white, the head of the Law Society is white, the head of the Faculty of Advocates is white and every prison governor is white.
That is not the case only in justice. The chief medical officer is white, the chief nursing officer is white, the chief veterinary officer is white, the chief social work adviser is white and almost every trade union in the country is headed by white people. In the Scottish Government, every director general is white. Every chair of every public body is white. That is not good enough.”
Indeed, Humza, overt racism is despicable and has no place in a civil society. Police Scotland should have done the decent thing and arrested you there and then.
Maya Angelou, lest we forget, the prominent American poet, writer and civil rights activist who campaigned alongside Martin Luther King Jr. whose infamous “I Have a Dream” speech on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in 1960s Washington D.C. puts to shame any notion of “progress” Mr. Yousaf thinks he trailblazes.
“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character.”
A concept Humza Yousaf, in his own words, apparently rejects. Scotland’s Chief Medical Officer is white? To the groupthink-riddled mind of Humza Yousaf, they must surely have only been hired because of their skin colour. But wait, I thought the “anti-racists” weren’t the racist ones?
No. Having forced an Orwell-prophesised boot stamping on the human faces of the family unit in the privacy of their own homes, of which his “Hate Crime Bill” remains the vessel, and “stirring up hatred”, as destructively arbitrary and ambiguous it sounds, the crime, Humza Yousaf’s legacy is — and will remain — that of an authoritarian bully.
A tyrant.
And it’s precisely why, despite his holier-than-thou protests, we should all laugh at his childish verve — and crash — upon his sorrier-than-sad ‘knee scooter’ as he rushed through the halls of the Scottish Parliament, crutch servant in tow, just this past Thursday gone.
‘But the man was already injured, imagine his pain’
Sympathise all you like. In a truly free nation, it’s well within your right to do so.
But I’m afraid I no longer hold any for the dangerous men and women who wish to destroy the very fabric of what it means to live in a free and democratic society; I’m afraid I no longer hold any for the dangerous men and women who actively wish to inflict pain and misery upon countless millions of their own populace.
The activist parliamentarians and “scientific experts” of Holyrood and, indeed, the entirety of the current British Government are corrupt, and this past year, specifically, should shave any remaining doubts one may have had about their hatred and disdain for the average British voter to utter shreds.
For 18 long months the vast majority of them have had their hand in desecrating the lives of those who gave them their six-figure salary jobs — no ‘magic money tree’ “furlough schemes” for them!
Flawed like the rest of us they may be, but hellbent to maintain power, greed, and control over every aspect of our lives could never be more obvious; if it is us, after all, who must rely heavily on the whims of the state to enjoy the minutiae of life, then the state no longer works for us, but we work for the state, and thus for a life to live, itself: A wholly sinister inversion of a parliament-for-the-people dynamic.
Now is the time to laugh at them — and their rules — with the contempt they deserve.
It’s time to ditch the pots and pans for the sacred cow NHS (at least Mr. Yousaf decriminalised blasphemy!) and meet our neighbours on the front doorstep every Thursday from here on in to memorialise the importance of a Great British titter, particularly at the expense of someone who so embodies such innate political hypocrisy, hatred, and cruelty.
Humza Yousaf would prefer you didn’t, but he’s not yet outlawed laughing. Has he?